Own Donald Trump's Penis

Own Donald Trump's Penis

Donald Trump thinks he has the right to control your body.

Now, you can control his.

Own That Dick

Donald Trump thinks he has the right to control women's bodies. Now, you can control his. For the low, low price of literally any donation you feel like giving, YOU can own Donald Trump's Penis! Plus, you'll have officially given more money to charity than Donald Trump has reportedly given since 2010!

That's right: we own Donald Trump's Penis. And now, so can you.

Own Donald Trump's Penis

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Oh yeah, and here's the best part: 

All proceeds go to Planned Parenthood.

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"You can do anything. Grab ’em by the (privates). You can do anything.” - Donald J. Trump

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(*By "Donald Trump's Penis," we also mean "dot com." In all references. Obviously. Don't sue, Donald.)