Brett Kavanaugh's Penis
Own Brett Kavanaugh's Penis
Brett Kavanaugh thinks he has the right to control your body.
Now, you can control his.
Brett Kavanaugh thinks he has the right to control women's bodies. Now, you can control his. For the low, low price of literally any donation you feel like giving, YOU can own Brett Kavanaugh's Penis! That's right: we own Brett Kavanaugh’s Penis. And now, so can you.
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Oh yeah, and here's the best part:
All proceeds go to Planned Parenthood.
So come on! What are you waiting for? Own Brett Kavanaugh's Penis today!
(*By "Brett Kavanaugh's Penis," we also mean "dot com." In all references. Obviously. Don't sue, Donald. Or Brett. But mostly Donald.)